In another amazing Art of the Deal transaction much like the Chagos Islands deal, Labour PM Keir Starmer is paying a buyer £100 million per annum for the next 99 years to own his Countess Road, Kentish Town, NW5 property.
The lucky new owner is a Mauritian citizen who was in the UK on holiday, and wanted to own a place to chill out when in London.
Hailing the deal as a resounding success, the prime minister revealed that he is also writing a new book to rival that of Donald Trump’s ‘Art of the Deal’ but in reverse.
“I recently gave away a property that I own and will pay the man and his family £100 million per year for the next 99 years. Is that a good deal or what?”
When a reporter asked him how he will profit from the deal, Starmer replied: “I get to stand outside in the rain and admire my former property from the outside.”
Starmer is a prize idiot. He has destroyed this country more than anyone in the last 300 years
This made me laugh out loud. You Brits make the best jokes. You owe me a new Mac pro keyboard tho